- You are doing it wrong
- Fresher than you
- Just a small birthday celebration they said, it will be interesting they said
- Do not be like the rest of them, darling
- Girls be like, no makeup!
- Posted pic on Instagram, and she did not enjoy it
- I consume my tacos within a Tortilla. This way when things falls out, BOOM, another taco.
- All of us begin as strangers
- My only real long-term goal would be to never wind up on Maury.
- Girl Ima need to call you back
- Have a seat, we’re expecting you
- My diet plan: make all my best buddies snacks; the fatter they get, the thinner I seem
- If I die tomorrow, will you remember me
- What should the princess wants to be with Bowser but Mario retains kidnapping her
- Invite me to play Candy Crush one more time
- How can I put this, you will never sleep again
- I like sleep because it is like a time machine to breakfast
- Teacher knows who my crush is, assigns my chair near her
- I’m the strong silent typo.
- Syndrome of a downward
- Weekend, please do not leave me.
- Never shout for that man who doesn’t understand the value of your tears
- Do not play stupid with me. That is a game you can not win.
- I reunite together with my Ex…Box 360
- Volleyball is just a very extreme version of”do not allow the ball touch the ground”
- I have finally counted.
- Leave your lover
- Life isn’t measured by the amount of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away
- I hate flying courses
- A selfie a day keeps away the friends.